Thursday, January 10, 2013

Monster Fuel

"One evening I sat in my laboratory. The sun had set, and the moon was rising over the sea. I began to think about what I was doing. 'Three years ago,' I thought, 'I was doing the same thing. I created a devil whose violence has ruined my life. I am now creating another. She might be even more evil than her mate.' " - Mary Shelley's 'Frankenstein'

Obviously, the doctor is talking about another bowl of cheesy creamy pasta. Maybe if he had given his creation one from the start, neither of them would have been so cranky and avoided the drastic series of events to come. Anyhow, making Monster Fuel takes a total of about 15-25 earth minutes depending on your cooking skills and xp:

Step 1- Retreat to your laboratory with the following:

- One broccoli head
- Cheese (Bleu d'Auvergne and Roquefort)
- Liquid creme or "Crème Liquide"
- Pasta

Step 2- Start making pasta.



Step 3- Dice cheese and put in pot on low heat. Then, add cream. Stir until creamy-ish with the occasional cheesy chunks.




Closeup of doom.

Step 4- Heat broccoli in microwave for about 10-15 min in tupperware with a bit of water.

A useful device. (Make sure to put dome over green trees)

Heat until tastes and looks like goblin flesh.

Step 5- Pour sauce over pasta and broccoli. Eat with your monster while reading Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. Perfect doctor/evil creation bonding time.

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