Tuesday, February 26, 2013

"Hi P. Ster" Zombie Dress Up Doll

Fresh from the underground, your zombie's got the style to match it. Color and mix with the basic outfit, over a Starbucks latte, for uber originality.

Zombie Dress Up Doll

Hey kids! Want to color in and dress up a zombie? Print this out:

More Outfits:

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Bottoms Up! Preview of Death Inc. finale.

The last page of Death Inc. is on its way. If you haven't read the beginning, run on over to this link. For those of you with prior knowledge of the chapter, here's a teaser:

Groovular greetings, people of the internet

Today is a Sunday, which means I am working on finishing a chapter for Dear Grim Reaper. Of course, Sundays are not actually designated for that, but peu importe. I am very excited to get to this, mainly because I dislike unfinished things unless they are classified as unfinished.

In other news, I am drafting some pages for Depression Bunny and have recipes in store, waiting to be published (you can submit your own to undeadmachinery@gmail.com). I have a wee surprise for you coming from Crafts from the Crypt. Here is a tiny preview, for you squirmy maggots:

In the meantime, I'm open to suggestions regarding anything you'd like to see on the blerg. Just, you know, comment in the little box down there, or deliver your owls.

Thursday, February 21, 2013


The Grim Reaper felt the need to show off his moves (he's a pretty good dancer).

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Common Compromise

I have mostly been drawing small strips at the moment, but have plenty ideas for Dear Grim Reaper (the final chapter!). There is also a recipe I've been meaning to post, and a heap of surprises in the craft section. So far, I hope you're enjoying yourselves!

Tuesday, February 12, 2013


The Reaper is not taking his kid to work today because he's busy being interrupted by Annoying Arvie during a toilet session. Please refrain from excusing this non technical difficulty.

Monday, February 11, 2013


Hello kids, today was a strange day. Have some Annoying Arvie.

Friday, February 8, 2013

The Dollhouse

I've had a project going on since I was a wee ghoul, and have only briefly mentioned it so far. It's a collection of miniatures integrated in a rather largely scaled house (It takes up a fair portion of the office). Since I'd promised a section called "The Dollhouse", here it is. Feast, my children:

A quick overview of the dollhouse:
  • There are 6 rooms (including two bedrooms, a bathroom, living room, kitchen and backyard.)
  • All rooms are completed with furniture, accessories and working appliances.
  • The dolls shown in most shots are Asian Ball Jointed Dolls (ABJDs), but I have a much larger collection by Sasha Morgenthaler, Sylvia Natterer and Annette Himstedt.
  • All items were collected from a wide variety of areas and over a fairly long period of time. It's a constant project and miniature freak dream.

The Kitchen:

 The fridge can stock actual food in it, although it houses a stock of miniature yoghurts, Coca-Cola bottles, eggs and other small provisions. The sink works, and was found at an antique sale (like many of the items here), and the stove/oven can be used to cook miniature pasta or bake cookies.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Stop it Arvie

The Douche badge.

For all of your jerk related needs:

Ghouls and ghosts! Please welcome an unwelcome guest:

Sweet jeez is this guy annoying. It appears that in my slumber, I had created a monster of pure douchiness. Behold...

He exists, therefore he is probably going to get punched.

From pure delusions was he born, and from those same places shall he grow.

And he's infiltrated comic strips too!

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Little things

A masked man, that they thought was the Devil, came along to ask a simple question. 

"Why is it that I have no color, but you do?"

He thought pleasant things, but made no big wishes.

He was a good man, and intelligent too.

It's a shame his life was so black and white.

The Why and the How

We interrupt your program for a brief message from the Doctor.

Bonjour folks. The Doc is in the house after a brief encounter with a UFO. A highly intelligent species abducted me to discuss experiments and human tendencies. Unfortunately, we talked more about bad horror movies rather than anything of much substance. Their pizza was delicious though.

I am currently working on a series of things and business matters, but am nonetheless always pulled toward the side project that is Undead Machinery. I will introduce myself more in depth this time. There are over fifty posts on the blog, and perhaps you would like to know who is behind all of this madness. Perhaps not. Still, I shall write for the aliens, my multiple selves and the curiously intrigued.