Thursday, October 17, 2013

Halloween Countdown

*'Tis the season for some folly!* That's right freaks, creeps and scary geeks, it's Halloween season and we're ready to celebrate. Of course, the big day feels like a long day away and the wait absolutely interminable - especially it you're immortal- so the doc has cooked something up to increase the pain.

On October 19th, you'll get to enjoy a Halloween advent calendar! Each day, a surprise will be left for you on Undead Machinery. Just sing:

†"On the 13 nights of Halloween the Reaper gave to me!"†

There is no telling what you'll get, unless you are a certified practitioner of divinatory magic, in which case I ask that you kindly keep it to yourself. If you're really curious, save the date and see what awaits...

See you on Saturday! [insert maniacal laughter]

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

One Dark Halloween Night

We interrupt your program for a brief message from one of our fellow freaks.

Ghouls, ghosts and associated creatures,

In this terribly ookedy spookedy month of October, we're all thinking about Halloween. Each and every one of us wants to assure that the 31st go over as drastically as possible. What better way to celebrate than with a frightening story? Children, gather around, for John Kohlbrenner has written a book dedicated to dark younglings such as yourself!

"From a distance, the town of Autumnville never seemed quite right – the area being picturesque while at the same time haunting. It was a quiet, peaceful place to live, but there was a strange feeling that permeated the town and its people as Halloween approached. An eerie feeling that descended upon Autumnville, and no one knew why… until now."

Just take a look at the video preview:

Frightened? Purchase it on Amazon.

Be scared, or be square.