On the Thirteenth Night of Halloween...

... 13 Halloweens

12 danse macabres

11 scary songs

10 headless horsemen

9 maidens mourning

8 possessed young girls

7 sins punishable by eternal damnation in Hell according to the catholic church

6 devils a slaying

5 iron shackles

4 reaping calls

3 pumpkin heads

2 little ghosts

and a crow in a weeping willow

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

That's it folks! Halloween has finally arrived and it's time to celebrate. Here are 13 things you can do tonight:

1. Carve a pumpkin and submit it to the pumpkin carving contest.
2. Watch some horror movies with a big bowl of crunchy fingers and toenails.
3. Go trick-or-treating no matter how old you are.
4. Dance around in an Irish pub.
5. Read some scary books. Click here for a frightening reading list.
6. Have a bowl of Count Chocula.
7. Have a Halloween party.
8. Get dressed up and scare people outside.
9. Get dressed up and scare people inside.
10. Bake a massive Halloween cake of ultimate doom.
11. Make a crow plushy.
12. Have a chat with the Grim Reaper.
13. Build a pillow fort, fill it with cheesy decorations and marathon "Tales from the Crypt" and "Goosebumps" while feasting on candy.

Have a great Halloween, and remember to scare the living out of the dead!