Thursday, May 29, 2014

On the Road


Great games to play on the road to Hell:

  • Count the skeletons
  • Are we there yet?
  • Who's at my funeral
  • Punch buggy
  • Let's swim
  • That annoying popping sound Donkey makes in Shrek
  • I have to pee
  • Are we there yet?
  • Strip to the bone poker
  • Chess
  • Look at the... no clouds
  • Are we there yet?
  • Guess what's under the Reaper's hood

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Tea Time of the Dead "Morning Coffee" excerpt


Tea Time of the Dead
Morning Coffee

W
e woke up this morning with a load of customers. There were way more folks than just the regulars, and some of them looked like they’d come from far away. At the Tea Time diner, we always had more than enough clients to keep the business going, usually the same ones. This was the best place for zombies to get their bloodshakes and grilled brain sandwiches. Today, the place was so crowded I barely had time to serve one that a whole new gang was on their way in. Something was up… After pouring a hot cup of joe for a cute teen couple with their arms sewn together, I went to check on Bob in the kitchen. He was cooking for thirty and all over the place. We’d been together and running this place for a long time. We were supposed to use the money to get married, but never really got around to it. I caught Bob stealing some raw bacon and slapped his hand. It fell off, landing in pancake batter.